Tips for WAHMS

Sign #1 - You've heard the words "MOM" yelled so much you want to change your name.

Sign #2 - The bathroom is no longer sacred.

Sign #3 - You no longer remember what the word "relax" means.

Sign #4 - You feel more like a taxi driver than a mom.

Sign #5 - Your blood has turned to coffee.

Sign #6 - Ground beef is on sale and you do a dance in the grocery store.

Sign #7 - You pour orange juice in the cereal and put milk in the microwave.

Sign #8 - You look through your purse for a pen and only come up with a bright red crayon.

Sign #9 - You sing Barney tunes in the shower.